Rainbow Popcorn

Tried several varieties but keep coming back to the rainbow variety.

TLDR (Too Long, Didn’t Read): Subpar brilliance, a lackluster spectrum fails to dazzle - 6/10

Gastronomic Prelude:
Before embarking on this epicurean exploration, it behooves us to establish a baseline of comparison – a standard popcorn manifestation, hitherto referred to as 'the Standard.' Historically, this archetype comprises the delicate fusion of a single scoop of olive oil in the pan, accompanied by a cup of Orville Redenbacher's kernels. The result is a rudimentary popcorn, earning a modest 6/10 rating prior to the introduction of any embellishments. A subtle dusting of Amish Country Popcorn's "Ballpark Style Popcorn Salt" often raises this to a commendable 7/10, albeit the perilous precipice of excess seasoning threatens to plummet the rating to a paltry 4/10, or even lower.

Great Expectations:
In anticipation of this gustatory voyage, it became apparent through collegial discourse that I may be among the sole millennials harboring memories of the vivaciously hued popcorn craze of the 1990s. A perusal of my recollections, validated by a cursory Google search, evoked the image of popcorn bedecked in a chromatic, sweet, and crunchy veneer. Thus, nostalgia enveloped me upon encountering the label of Amish Country Popcorn's magnum opus, "Rainbow: Unique Blend." The kernels, resplendent in hues of blue, red, and yellow, fueled my aspirations for a Crayola-infused epicurean spectacle. Alas, my expectations, tethered to the subdued chromatic intensity of the kernels, assumed a more restrained stance.

The Culinary Verdict:
Alas, the popped kernels, while displaying a modest spectrum of coloration, subtly oscillated from white to a marginally off-white palette. This chromatic variance, discernible only under the artifice of direct illumination, may elude the casual observer. Employing a singular scoop of olive oil in this gastronomic endeavor, the resultant popcorn possessed an appropriate lightness and a satisfying crunch, akin to the Standard Orville Redenbacher iteration. Despite the commendable flavor and texture, this gastronomic creation garnered a 6/10 rating. While it managed to ascend one notch above the Standard in gustatory realms, the unmet lofty expectations of a kaleidoscopic burst, reminiscent of Mr. Sketch markers, compelled me to retract that very point.

In Summation:
"Rainbow: Unique Blend" by Amish Country Popcorn emerges as a commendable epicurean creation. However, a sagacious approach mandates the tempering of one's expectations regarding the kaleidoscopic vibrancy promised by the label.

I absolutely love the rainbow popcorn! My family really enjoys the crunch of this batch. I get this every time and will continue to do so!

I have now purchased and tried several Amish Country varieties of popcorn and this is a nice, fun treat that my kids enjoy. HOWEVER, I knocked off a star because this mixture contains the XL Caramel variety, which I did not like when I used it to make caramel popcorn balls. I found the XL kernel to be on par with store bought organic popcorn in flavor and texture but the XL failed my requirements as it provided TONS of hulls AND lots of hard bits of kernel that stuck to many of the popped kernels and I couldn't filter them out of my finished popcorn ball like I can unpopped seeds. They are ok though in this Rainbow mix but don't add anything special. My personal favorite is the Baby White, which offers superior texture and flavor to all other Amish Country varieties that I've tried.

These kernels aren't just pretty to look at, they taste great too! A nice blend of varying sizes and textures, aside from the colors.